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06-11-09

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The Friday Funnies! The weekend is almost here, so let’s wind down the with some funny pictures. Stupid, random failures and funny’s I have either found or been sent during the week. Something to make you smile as you watch the clock waiting for what always feels like the slowest few hours in the history of time!

Rejection Letter Reject

Ever wonder what to do when those rejection letters start piling up? Well here's a suggestion:

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[Date Today]

Dear Mr. Kennelly:

Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
[Your name here]

Christopher Walken Pokerface

51 Best Kid Fails

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had
gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.
Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What
does it mean to you, Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."