Its FRIDAY! so let the countdown to the weekend begin with another fine selection of funnies. We know what a drag Friday can be and just how slow the time seems to tick. So let us lighten the load with another funny Friday bringing you a bunch of random pictures jokes and videos I have been sent this week

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I
slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was
turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was
wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

Mini Golf fail, Whoops maybe you should of shouted FORE!

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
“Yes,” she replied in a loud voice, “I’m the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.”

i dunno if you should laugh of not but here’s two turtles humping