Funny Friday 6

The Friday Funnies! The weekend is almost here, so let’s wind down the with some funny pictures. Stupid, random failures and funny’s I have either found or been sent during the week. Something to make you smile as you watch the clock waiting for what always feels like the slowest few hours in the history of time!

Dave walks in on his wife doing the washing up, and for a joke she grabs a knife, points it at him and says, "I’ve got a knife and I’m not afraid to use it!" "Great," says Dave, "Start peeling some spuds, I’m f**king starving."

FUNNY FEMALE DRIVERS!

A man goes to a fancy dress party completely naked with only a glass jar covering his privates. A shocked woman asks him: “What are you meant to be?” “I’m a fireman,” replies the bloke. “But you’re only wearing a glass jar,” says the woman. “Exactly,” shoots back the bloke. “In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I’ll come as soon as I can…”