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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 19 NOVEMBER 2008
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THE INTERNET MADE ME A MONSTER!
Added: 1 day ago
I'm fairly sure I never used to be like this. I used to stifle laughs and shake my head, saying 'That's so bad' and take the moral high ground. I used to care about people I'd never met and feel sorry when accidents befell them.

Thangs A LotTHANGS A LOT
Added: 1 day ago
There's only one thing every man is thinking about when looking at her do that with her tongue, did I feed my pet lizard? Got some fangs & piercings going on as well just to confirm her position as Queen Freak, but despite all that, she's hawt!
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Cute Girl's Weird LaughCUTE GIRL'S WEIRD LAUGH
Added: 1 day ago
You'd think this chick had either swallowed an alarm clock, was a human ambulance or her dad was a hyena, but no it's just someone's dopey friend - At 30 seconds her laugh's unbearable, any longer I'd have to kill her where she stood!
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Hardball The Hard Way HARDBALL THE HARD WAY
Added: 1 day ago
Ron Stilanovich isn't afraid to get a bit of a bruise if it means improving your game - In this video Carlos Zambrano is a one man WMD taking out players left, right and centre with a 95mph throw and the players have to take it like a man! OUCH!
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Alizee Poulicek's Perfect!ALIZEE POULICEK'S PERFECT!
Added: 1 day ago
We are not worthy of THE Miss Belgium 2008, certainly a pretty lady, she caused a scandal in her home country for only speaking 4 languages instead of the usual 5, she was booed for not speaking Dutch! Not the greatest crime in the world is it ?
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Scrubin'SCRUBIN'
Added: 1 day ago
These folks are in good company using this song for their parody, the company of Weird Al! This is the sort of medical school I'd like to attend, it's closer to Scrubs than ER, which'll do just fine for me thanks, now get back to studying!
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Pitcher ChugPITCHER CHUG
Added: 1 day ago
Yeah that's pretty impressive, and it's downed in quick time, but I'd like to see him do it with whiskey instead of beer, he'd probably just keel over and start spasming, then choke on his own vomit, but it would be worth it for the kudos!
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Mixed MessagesMIXED MESSAGES
Added: 1 day ago
Because some things in life just don't make sense and most of those things end up on the internet & if they do make sense then they definitely won't end up on a public sign, that would just be too easy for everyone, better to confuse us - WTF ?
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Hanna In A ChoppaHANNA IN A CHOPPA
Added: 1 day ago
Fly your orange helicopter around the orange coloured maze, towing orange weights, avoiding orange obstacles and achieving orange goals ! Only the fastest and most nimble of pilots will unlock all the achievements ! (Wesbo gets 7 achievements)
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time In IraqPEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME IN IRAQ
Added: 1 day ago
You've got to do something to lift your spirits when you're fighting a useless war in Iraq, what better way than to have some Peanut Butter Jelly Time! But where's the banana suit, it doesn't count unless you wear the suit! LMAO!
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Surrender Monkey Munch OutSURRENDER MONKEY MUNCH OUT
Added: 1 day ago
That's why they don't want to fight in any wars, they're too busy dining out on each other's bonnets, typical! I haven't got a clue what this woman's saying, possibly something about 'In ze mouth, in ze mouth...' LOL!
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Charley Says...Sieg Heil!CHARLEY SAYS...SIEG HEIL!
Added: 1 day ago
The original animation of this was made famous by the classic Prodigy track, but this clip makes their drug references look tame, here we get to hear, among other revelations, Charley's not so enlightened views on the coming of the master race...
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100 Movie Spoilers100 MOVIE SPOILERS
Added: 2 days ago
There's nothing more annoying than someone spoiling a movie for you, so these dudes could possibly be the most annoying numb skulls ever, however, some of these movies are so lame they'll at least have saved you from having to watch them !
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Sporty RoxiSPORTY ROXI
Added: 2 days ago
She's showing off her support here, & I'm not referring to her underwear, but her choice of college sports team! I wouldn't mind tackling her on the field or getting involved in a pile up, would beat having a guy's crotch in your face!
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Ash Tray SupperASH TRAY SUPPER
Added: 2 days ago
This is horrifyingly gross, I can't think of anything tasting more disgusting, as anyone whose ever swigged on a can of beer not knowing it was being used as an ashtray will tell you, but to willingly do it? WHY!? I'm off to weep for humanity...
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Reasons To Love The WindREASONS TO LOVE THE WIND
Added: 2 days ago
This could also be titled 'Reasons Why Girls Sometimes Hate The Wind' - Not to be confused with 'Girls with wind', who don't exist anyway as girls don't fart, or take a dump - They are made from candy & flowers, we all know that !
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Rejected Wii Play GamesREJECTED WII PLAY GAMES
Added: 2 days ago
What I find funny about this video, apart from some of the ideas for the games, is the fact these comedy geeks have gone to some serious trouble to design the graphics so they look exactly like the Mii you get when playing the Wii - NERD-TASTIC!
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Pr0n BuddiesPR0N BUDDIES
Added: 2 days ago
This still rings true, although in this day and age, as well as giving your mate a set of keys to your house, you'll need to give him the login to your computer so he can delete your browsing history & those pictures of you and the girlfriend...
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Pedobear Visits DaycarePEDOBEAR VISITS DAYCARE
Added: 2 days ago
It's one of the greatest events in real-life trolling since Al Gore invented the internet - Not only do these kids have no idea who this twisted fellow is, the cute teacher is eagerly aiming with her camera to capture this precious moment - GENIUS !
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Don't Make Her Angry...DON'T MAKE HER ANGRY...
Added: 2 days ago
What did the laptop ever do? Bit unfair, she should've picked up the kid & smashed him on the floor! Little bit of overkill just to get him to do the dishes, but I suppose it worked - Most disappointing of all? Never did get to see that magic trick
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